See everyone’s solutions to the Crypto Bros Conundrum below.
Waves are some of the strongest entities on earth00 Why not turn it into a tornado/water spout? Momo (from Avatar the Last Air Bender) is a clever animal that would be able to outsmart their opponents.
Zan becomes an ice cream comb while Jayna takes the form of Elon Musk's hairline to remind the Tech Bros we all scream for Elon Musk's hairline.
SARS-CoV-2 and a martini luge! At this point, maybe we let the Crypto Bros defeat themselves!
SHARKNADO (well, shark waterspout)
Brian's swimming pool, and *gestures vaguely at everything*
…, A hunk or slice or chunka, you hanker for a slice of cheese.
Jayna will become bald Elon Musk holding Zan in the form of an ice mirror. She will then hold the mirror up and start asking questions about Bit Coin's plunge and receding hairlines.
There is nothing a purple gorilla with an ice axe can’t defeat!